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Fengtek Releases Motherboard Designed Using Feng Shui Principles
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| 22 July 2004
| Brian Briggs
Posted on 08/06/2004 12:48:01 PM PDT by balrog666
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posted on
08/06/2004 12:48:02 PM PDT
by
balrog666
To: balrog666
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posted on
08/06/2004 12:48:36 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(I'm not always cranky.)
To: balrog666
...and I hope the chi energy can effectively COOL OFF that CPU in the center - airflow to the unit is decreased by half with this design.
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posted on
08/06/2004 12:51:04 PM PDT
by
Dasaji
(...calling all Kitties!)
To: balrog666
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posted on
08/06/2004 12:52:11 PM PDT
by
cinnathepoet
(Directly, I am going to Caesar's funeral)
To: balrog666
LOL! I almost took them for real till I saw the pic! As my job requires me to deal with Taiwan/CHina ODMs, I had a start at first because it didn't match their non-innovative ways. Getting them to innovate past the reference design is impossible! Though, frankly, this sounds like something a US startup could sell as an effective new age marketing gimmick!!!!
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posted on
08/06/2004 12:52:41 PM PDT
by
sam_paine
(X .................................)
To: balrog666
You know, I actually thought this was real after reading the first paragraph. It was only after I noticed the news source that I knew it was satire.
Of course by the third paragraph it was obvious what was going on.
Very nice job those people did on the article.
D
To: balrog666
No doubt this will be another chapter added to the A+ exam guide.
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posted on
08/06/2004 12:54:33 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Bush is Hell on liberals and terrorists.)
To: Dasaji
He isn't spiritual enough to get away from simple visual aspects of Feng Shui or more simply put, he is fascinated by shiny things- not actual substance.
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posted on
08/06/2004 12:58:15 PM PDT
by
Porterville
(Your sensitivity offends me you disgusting liberal.)
To: cinnathepoet
Feng Shui is a really good hustle. Wish I knew how to do it.
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posted on
08/06/2004 12:59:26 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
To: balrog666
Oh it's a joke- however, a good marketing ploy for a Mac designer.
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posted on
08/06/2004 12:59:59 PM PDT
by
Porterville
(Your sensitivity offends me you disgusting liberal.)
To: balrog666
"We didn't rely on reference boards or schematics from chip manufacturers. Those designs had too many straight lines and sharp corners, which are unnatural and direct poison arrows at our soul. LOL. Reminds me of when the Chinese first decided they needed to enter the jet age. But there they took the opposite tack. They got a hold of a 707, tore it apart piece by piece and made "exact" duplicates of each piece.
Their new "all-Chinese" jet apparently had enough inherent Feng Shui that it wanted to leap into the air... at least to the extent that they couldn't keep the nose wheel on the ground - while it was sitting still on the tarmac.
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posted on
08/06/2004 1:00:39 PM PDT
by
LTCJ
(God Save the Constitution.)
To: Rebelbase
No doubt this will be another chapter added to the A+ exam guide.Somehow I just can't picture ol' Bert doing Feng Shui.
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posted on
08/06/2004 1:03:04 PM PDT
by
Willie Green
(Go Alan Go!!!)
To: cyborg
I think you could probably make things up as you go along and few would notice.
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posted on
08/06/2004 1:05:03 PM PDT
by
cinnathepoet
(Directly, I am going to Caesar's funeral)
To: balrog666
To: Willie Green
LOL....took me a minute, but funny!
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posted on
08/06/2004 1:05:25 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Bush is Hell on liberals and terrorists.)
To: cinnathepoet
Heh... sounds like a political career ;-)
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posted on
08/06/2004 1:09:04 PM PDT
by
cyborg
(http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
To: Porterville
And if it was a mac, they'd double the price on it.
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posted on
08/06/2004 1:12:06 PM PDT
by
flashbunny
(Click on my name. I dare you!)
To: balrog666
AAAAAAAAH!
Funniest post of the week.
All my geeks howled when they saw it.
To: <1/1,000,000th%; BMCDA; CobaltBlue; Condorman; Dimensio; Doctor Stochastic; general_re; ...
You guys get a peek at this one?
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posted on
08/06/2004 4:27:14 PM PDT
by
balrog666
(A public service post.)
To: balrog666
OMG... Gotta love capitalism...
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posted on
08/06/2004 4:35:30 PM PDT
by
Nataku X
(Your average liberal FEELS that Bush must be a liar... therefore it's an undeniable fact!)
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