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To: smith288

I wonder if Keith Richards is next...


40 posted on 08/06/2004 12:11:12 PM PDT by mneville
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To: mneville

I can't imagine why he wasn't first.


58 posted on 08/06/2004 12:15:29 PM PDT by Howlin (Saving Private Hamster)
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To: mneville

~~I wonder if Keith Richards is next.~~

Keith Richards has been brain dead for decades.


74 posted on 08/06/2004 12:19:55 PM PDT by mlbford2 (In TX, orange alert means releasing the safety on your shotgun)
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To: mneville

Quick, someone put a mirror under Keith's nose and see if he's still breathing!


80 posted on 08/06/2004 12:20:57 PM PDT by 7.62 x 51mm (• Veni • Vidi • Vino • Visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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To: mneville
I wonder if Keith Richards is next...

Richards was embalmed back in '87, and he hasn't played a guitar lick since. His agent just keeps propping up his corpse on stage for concerts.

89 posted on 08/06/2004 12:23:30 PM PDT by The_Victor
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To: mneville
I wonder if Keith Richards is next...

Keith Richards cannot be killed with conventional weapons.
~Wayne's World

109 posted on 08/06/2004 12:30:25 PM PDT by Teacher317
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Hardly.

Death is powerless against Keith Richards.


136 posted on 08/06/2004 12:40:21 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP (Nothing is Bush's fault... Nothing is Bush's fault... Nothing is Bush's fault...)
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