Tell him to invest in Barista coffee grinders and coffee pots instead of wives. I got mine at Starbucks and have no complaints.
Can he say the same about the wives?
However, I actually think that this marriage has a decent chance of outliving Robert Byrd.
Think about it. She's not a status and fortune-seeking woman like Ivana and she appears to be-at the very least-more intelligent than his second wife, Marla Maples.
I know, that's not saying much for her, but I still think these two crazy kids have a shot at making it work.