John Denver
All his records sealed, he’s ready to go.
He’s flipped and flopped, as we well know.
But we must now wake up,
And say goodbye.
Now the light is shining,
It’s a new morn.
His bus is waiting,
He’s holding corn.
Already he’s so funny,
I could cry.
So wave bye, don’t look at me,
Turn around and really flee.
Told you that, you really need to go.
He’s leaving, on his jet plane.
We all hope, he won’t be back again.
Oh John, we wish you’d go.
There’s so many times, he’s lied, we found.
We all just wish, he would leave town.
The words he says, they don’t mean a thing.
Everything he says, a lie to you.
As he flips and flops a time or two.
When he leaves town, much sunshine it will bring.
So wave bye, don’t look at me,
Turn now and really flee.
Told him that, he really needs to go.
We all hope, he won’t be back again.
Oh John, we wish you’d go.
Now the time has passed we’re tired of you.
Please be gone we won’t miss you.
We’ll hold the door, you get on your way.
Think about the time will come.
You will see that you are dumb.
We’ll recall the day we got to say.
So wave bye, don’t look at me,
Turn now and really flee.
Told him that, he really needs to go.
He’s leaving, on his jet plane.
We all hope, he won’t be back again.
Oh John, we wish you’d go.
Conspiracy Guy aka 8/6/2004