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I wonder what they think of this?

United States Court District Of California

John F. Kerry
Plaintiff
v.
Conspiracy Guy
Defendant

Attorney for Plaintiff:
John Edwards

____________________________________________________________________ Complaint And Demand For Relief
__________________________________________________________

JURISTICTION AND VENUE
That the court has jurisdiction over the parties and the subject matter of this action. That venue is proper in this court pursuant to C.R.C.P., Rule 10005.6. That all claims for relief set forth in this complaint arise from a common nucleus of operative facts. That this entire action constitutes a single case which should be heard in a single judicial proceeding with a extreme liberal slanted appeals Court available for review .

PARTIES
Conspiracy Guy mostly but maybe that whole Freeper bunch

GENERAL ALLEGATIONS
They just aren't very nice to me. But this poem (attached hereto as Plaintiff's Exhibit "A") was really mean

Wherefore
I want him to stop being mean to me and I want all his money and . . . and . . .any other relief this Court and the 9th Circus deems just and proper. amen

Dang! I'm busted.

"They Have No Brains in Lib America"

Sung to It Never Rains in California

Got on board a custom 757,
Kerry Edwards painted on the side for you,
All that talk about lib people, that the libs are sheeple.
It's true, man it's true.

Seems they have no brains in lib'ral America,
Seems that they're all dumber than an f'n door.
They have no brains in Lib America, nor does my Tehrayza,
What's more, I'm a bore.

I got the nod, the DNC said,
I've got no class, I've never led.
I'm so outclassed, I'm so inbred, I'm gonna get stomped.
They have no brains in Lib America, nor does my Tehrayza,
What's more, I'm a bore.

Need to tell the folks Bush lied and I'm a Hero,
I've flip flopped so long I don't know what's true>
I'll pay some lackies to surround me,
Some lackies to surround me.
I'm through, I'm so through.

Seems they have no brains in lib'ral America,
Seems that they're all dumber than an f'n door.
They have no brains in Lib America, nor does my Tehrayza,
What's more, I'm a bore.

Song suggested by lillybet

Conspiracy Guy 8/5/2004