And he says to me, he says, "I don't like the cut of your jib," and I go, I says, "It's the only jib I got, baby!"
"He says to me, 'Baby I'm TIRED of workin' for the MAN!' I says, I says, WHY DON'T YOU BLOW HIM TO BITS?"
"And so he says to me, 'You got legs, baby, you're everywhere. YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE!'"
And of course, from The Tick himself:
"Y'know, evil comes in many forms, whether it be a man-eating cow or Joseph Stalin, but you can't let the package hide the pudding! Evil is just plain bad! You don't cotton to it. You gotta smack it in the nose with the rolled-up newspaper of justice! Bad dog! Bad dog! "
"Eating kittens is just plain... plain wrong! And no one should do it, ever!"
"Deadly Bulb! I'm about to write you a reality check! Or would you prefer the cold, hard cash of truth?"
"Everybody was a baby once, Arthur. Oh, sure, maybe not today, or even yesterday. But once! Babies, chum: tiny, dimpled, fleshy mirrors of our us-ness, that we parents hurl into the future, like leathery footballs of hope! And you've got to get a good spiral on that baby, or evil will make an interception!"
"Gravity is a harsh mistress."