[Conspiracy Guy]

Yep Woody was a socialist. Maybe Dylan will sue me. Wait I haven't made any money!



Changing with the Wind
Sung to Blowing in the Wind

How many times must he flip flop and flip,
Before he takes a firm stand?
How many lies must he tell about Nam,
Before we all call his hand?
How many times can he vote pro and con,
Before he is totally canned?
His answer my friend, is changing with the wind.
His answer is changing with the wind.
How many times will he say George Bush lied,
Before he tells us a fact?
How many times must I hear him drone on,
And still my ears stay intact?
How many deaths did he cause there in Nam,
With all his appeasements at home?
The answer and trend, John Kerry's not our friend,
The answer's John Kerry's not our friend.
How many terms could John Kerry serve,
Before America's gone?
How many days before he would cave in,
Afraid to protect our home?
How many weeks till he gave us away,
And let the UN take the throne?
The answer my friend, we'd twist in the wind,
The answer is we'd twist in the wind.

Conspiracy Guy 8/3/2004

[TexasGreg]

Peter, Paul, and Mary will be suing Conspiracy Guy next. :)

[KarlInOhio]

Changing with the Wind
Sung to Blowing in the Wind

Ouch! I hurt myself laughing and the other people in the office are looking at me strangely. Well the second part has nothing to do with laughing because they look at me that way anyway.

[lillybet]

really funny, can you do something with, It never rains in California.

[lillybet]

really funny, can you do something with, It never Rains is Califronia