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To: dutchess
Good morning, will be gone most of the day, it's a primary day here for local and state. I'm poll watching for Chuck Bates who is running for State Rep.

Coffee's on


6 posted on 08/05/2004 3:38:27 AM PDT by GailA ( hanoi john, I'm for the death penalty for terrorist, before I impose a moratorium on it.)
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Don't bury your Mother-in-Law in Israel

A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.

While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them,"You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?"

The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead ....... I just can't take that chance."


16 posted on 08/05/2004 10:28:21 AM PDT by Dubya (Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)
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To: GailA

Hi Gail. Hope your guy wins. Keep us informed. (and, as always, thanks for the coffee etc.!)


29 posted on 08/05/2004 2:29:55 PM PDT by dutchess
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