[philman_36]

Dead Sherpa:
Well, not dead, but surely massaging cramped muscles and breathing heavy.

Watch it, now! No creative interpreting there.

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Sight impaired Sylvester:

(Scrounging to read fine print.)

I bet you think that's funny. Don't ya, ya little whippersnapper? Why, back in my day we used to take out the belt for a wisenheimer like yourself.

(Removes dentures. Goes to bed.)