"the "incredibly evolved master" known as Maitreya. He described him as a being who is literally millions of years old, and who has for the first time in history come himself to our physical world. He says that Maitreya had spent the last 2,000 years in a "body of light" at a retreat in the Himalayas, but has now resurrected in a physical form that he "self-created" and that he lives and works in London. In fact, Kathleen Keating said he appeared suddenly in her backyard wearing a pony tail and an Armani suit."
Yada yada yada.
I swear.
Who could say all that wih a straight face?....:))