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Kerry Explains Corn to Teresa, Bush Demonstrates What's Done with Corn
Rush Limbaugh ^ | August 4, 2004 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 08/04/2004 5:42:21 PM PDT by NCjim

You've got to go to see this picture. This picture may be even better than Kerry in the sperm suit when he was at NASA.

It's a picture of John Kerry hanging out the campaign bus holding up a couple of ears of corn with Teresa over his left shoulder, and it's obvious what he's doing. He's explaining to her what corn is. This is fresh off of the Wendy's visit where she didn't know what anything on the Wendy's menu, especially chili. By the way, we have a correction on that, she didn't order the chili. We're told she ordered a frosty.

But nevertheless, he's explaining to his wife what corn is in this picture. It's either that or this is how he thinks rallies Iowans to his campaign is to wave corn at them from outside the campaign bus. Kerry: "And I used plenty of this. I ate this for energy when I was commanding that swift boat in Vietnaaaaaaam. And I know about corn. And I know that I don't digest it very well, but I still ate it because I like Iowa." Then there's a picture of Bush in Iowa today, after his appearance, where he drew 4,000 people.

He's eating an ear of corn, demonstrating he knows what to do with an ear of corn in Iowa as opposed to Kerry who's got one in each hand waving them as batons, as he rolls down the highway in Iowa in his campaign bus. I don't even think this is going to be close by the time it's all over, folks.


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: cornvote; iowa; rush
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1 posted on 08/04/2004 5:42:21 PM PDT by NCjim
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I wonder if Kerry knows what to do with Teresa? W has the twins to show he has actually had marital relations with his wife. Kerry can't even get Teresa to kiss him in public. What a maroon.


2 posted on 08/04/2004 5:45:35 PM PDT by PeterFinn
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Jim...I understand the frustration...but let's keep our head above Kerry's when it comes to mud slinging...


3 posted on 08/04/2004 5:50:56 PM PDT by Hotdog
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To: PeterFinn
"I wonder if Kerry knows what to do with Teresa?"

The way he's holding that corn, I'd say no.

4 posted on 08/04/2004 5:51:09 PM PDT by bcoffey (Sen. Kerry: I'm not questioning your service; I'm questioning your sanity!)
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To: NCjim

I must be sick. But when I read the title of this post, I imagined Bush taking a corn cob and sticking it up Kerry's you know what. Wishful thinking I guess. But that is what I would do if I had the chance.


5 posted on 08/04/2004 5:58:04 PM PDT by PattonReincarnated
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To: PeterFinn
I wonder if Kerry knows what to do with Teresa?

Or vice versa.


6 posted on 08/04/2004 6:00:51 PM PDT by Shermy
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To: NCjim
sperm suit

ROFL.

7 posted on 08/04/2004 6:05:21 PM PDT by narby (Lt. Kerry - veteran of Me Lie)
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(chuckle) -- it is getting more humorous and more insanely ridiculous by the day. Kerry is such a lost cause, so disconnected from reality, it is scary. And now with his lies about Viet Nam, and the REAL VIET NAM HERO being expose his actual shipmates, this turkey should be cooked beyond well-done.

The Dems have just totally lost touch with reality. Bush by at least 10-15 percentage points.


8 posted on 08/04/2004 6:07:42 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: Shermy
You're right: T-ray-za always looks like she wonders just what she has gotten herself into.
9 posted on 08/04/2004 6:10:04 PM PDT by bannie (Liberal Media: The Most Dangerous Enemies to America and Freedom)
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To: NCjim

Kerry is holding one ear up and one ear down. Does that mean he flip flops on corn too?


10 posted on 08/04/2004 6:13:45 PM PDT by sgtbono2002 (I aint wrong, I aint sorry , and I am probably going to do it again.)
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To: NCjim

Kerry's campainging with Ozzy now? When did that start? That is Ozzy isn't it.


11 posted on 08/04/2004 6:15:14 PM PDT by tupac
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Kerry's campainging with Ozzy now? When did that start? That is Ozzy isn't it.


12 posted on 08/04/2004 6:15:15 PM PDT by tupac
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To: Hotdog
I never keep my head up during a mud slinging.

Here's mud in your eye!

13 posted on 08/04/2004 6:33:34 PM PDT by passionfruit (passionate about my politics, and from the land of fruits and nuts)
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14 posted on 08/04/2004 6:34:57 PM PDT by Mike Bates (Did I mention I'm peddling a book?)
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To: NCjim

bump


15 posted on 08/04/2004 6:37:31 PM PDT by newsgatherer
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To: Mike Bates
dorks illustrated
16 posted on 08/04/2004 6:38:09 PM PDT by flashbunny
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To: Shermy

Is it just me, or does it look like Teresa is "coming down" from whatever it is that they drug her with in this photo?

17 posted on 08/04/2004 6:38:59 PM PDT by datura (The Difference Between a Democrat and a Communist Is????)
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Europeans do not eat corn. They regard it as animal feed. It's possible Teresa had never eaten it, either. Maybe her husband is so French that he had just discovered it also.


18 posted on 08/04/2004 6:41:10 PM PDT by littleleaguemom
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To: Shermy

Wow, that's one unhappy foreigner.


19 posted on 08/04/2004 6:47:57 PM PDT by ArmyBratproud
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To: PeterFinn

Maybe he's explaining an "alternate" use for that ear of corn.


20 posted on 08/04/2004 7:10:14 PM PDT by conshack
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