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KERRY DOES IOWA: Can he be much cornier??
Drudge

Posted on 08/04/2004 9:59:49 AM PDT by EggsAckley



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: kerry; unfitforcommand
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To: Bommer
Excuse me! Anyone know how you eat these things? Teresa says that the skin is kinda tough! And Edwards wife ate it cob and all!"

LOL, it kind of reminds me of one of my students who when we took them to dinner after a class trip complained about the shrimp. When I told him maybe you didn't peal it completely, said to me, "You are suppose to peal them?"

121 posted on 08/04/2004 12:05:20 PM PDT by mware
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To: USA_Soccer
Hehe, thanks USA_Soccer!

LBT

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122 posted on 08/04/2004 12:08:40 PM PDT by LiberalBassTurds (Al Qaeda needs to know we are fluent in the "dialogue of bullets.")
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To: conservonator

squeeze and pull, squeeze and pull... what the....hey, where's the milk??


123 posted on 08/04/2004 12:20:28 PM PDT by curlewbird
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To: curlewbird
Gives new meaning to the milk stage of corn development ;)
124 posted on 08/04/2004 12:31:57 PM PDT by conservonator (Blank by popular demand)
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To: EggsAckley

Told by his wife to shove it, candidate Kerry showed his decision making prowess by firmly deciding which corn cob would best do the job without angering the French, German or Russian governments. He will submit his decision to the UN for approval.


125 posted on 08/04/2004 1:03:09 PM PDT by freemama
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To: Petronski
It's not a question of where he grips it, it's all a matter of weight ratios.....

Funny!

But seriesly, the man has no grip on reality.

126 posted on 08/04/2004 1:06:00 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Sometimes these brain cells have a mind of their own.)
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To: EggsAckley
I got your ear, right..here....


127 posted on 08/04/2004 1:07:40 PM PDT by Leroy S. Mort
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To: Prolifeconservative
He served as a Kernel in Vietnam and stalked the enemy!

Now that's corny. :^)

128 posted on 08/04/2004 1:07:45 PM PDT by Dane (Trial lawyers are the tapeworms to wealth creating society)
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To: jejones

I thought they had reanimated George Burns.


129 posted on 08/04/2004 1:28:07 PM PDT by tnlibertarian (Islam cannot coexist with liberty.)
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To: Grig; onyx

Who's the goober in that photo?


130 posted on 08/04/2004 2:02:02 PM PDT by Petronski (It's a man's life in the Cardiff Rooms, Libya)
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To: conservonator

"Hey, Tereza, if I hold these under the sun long enough we'll have some popcorn." states Kerry, testing Mama after the chili fiasco.


131 posted on 08/04/2004 2:54:55 PM PDT by proudpapa (of three.)
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To: bannie

LOL!


132 posted on 08/04/2004 3:16:27 PM PDT by Dante3
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To: holyscroller

LOL!!! Thanks for the heads up...she has fat short little fingers...


133 posted on 08/05/2004 6:57:31 AM PDT by antivenom ("Never argue with an idiot, he'll bring you down to his level - then beat you with experience.")
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To: EggsAckley

Do you suppose they'll accuse the media of deliberatly releasing this photo when like the NASA one it was clearly meant as a photo op.


134 posted on 08/05/2004 7:06:02 AM PDT by tiki
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