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To: Ernest_at_the_Beach

"Yup," a morose John Kerry confessed to reporters. "It takes at least two of these here bad boys to keep that coke-addled bank account with legs I married "quiet" at night, IF you know what I mean.

"The good news, though," he added, "is at least she doesn't force me to watch any more. And... hey: just so long as those checks keep clearing, right...?"

8 posted on 08/04/2004 10:02:44 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Wow!

MaMa T Rex looks excited at the prospect of those big ears of corn. That is the first time I have seen her smile with the Franchurian Dork Candidate.


15 posted on 08/04/2004 10:10:07 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (Franchurian Candidate, al Kerry said in his convention speech "Judge me by my record"...)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Well, now I have one for ME and one for the MISSUS. Now what? Peel and bend over? How does that work
17 posted on 08/04/2004 10:28:10 AM PDT by gunnygail (Just say NO to your daughter driving with Teddy over bridges.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Them there thangs are illegal in 'Bama, I think...


19 posted on 08/04/2004 10:30:23 AM PDT by TheBigB (I'm more frustrated than a legless Ethiopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

ROFL!

See post #41 and the link.


50 posted on 08/04/2004 12:40:13 PM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach
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