To: hispanarepublicana; doug from upland
Okay, I'll bite and start the first couple of lines of the song... How do you solve a problem like Teresa?
How do you shut her mouth and shout her down?
How do you solve a problem like Teresa?
A flibberty-gibbit, a shrew, a nag, a clown!
Pinging Doug from Upland! Sounds like a thread right up your alley!
21 posted on
08/04/2004 9:30:26 AM PDT by
cuz_it_aint_their_money
(If the Dems want to raise taxes on "the rich", how about a 90% tax on contingency fees? A. Coulter)
To: cuz_it_aint_their_money; hispanarepublicana; doug from upland
Allow me to continue your song.
Many a time you know he'd try to kiss her
For politics she ought to understand
But how can he force her face
From wincing all over the place
He can't even get the wench to hold his hand!
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Teraysa?
? How do you hold some ketchup in your hand?
37 posted on
08/04/2004 9:43:08 AM PDT by
Yaelle
To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
47 posted on
08/04/2004 9:52:24 AM PDT by
doug from upland
(John Kerry is a sports fan like Lorena Bobbitt is a surgeon)
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