Pesky elitists. Anyone who doesn't know about CHILI is TOO DAMN STUPID to be the First Lady.
Terezaaaaaaa needs to stay in Mass and have the Poodle whip her up a cheese souffle. His being French and all...
Leave staples like cheeseburgers and chili for us commoners, eh what?
Just think, you think they would move into the White House if God forbid Lord Forbes wins? I don`t think so. The White House is like a shack to them. They`d probably rent it out like Clintoon and pocket the change.