Pesky elitists. Anyone who doesn't know about CHILI is TOO DAMN STUPID to be the First Lady.
Terezaaaaaaa needs to stay in Mass and have the Poodle whip her up a cheese souffle. His being French and all...
Leave staples like cheeseburgers and chili for us commoners, eh what?
The saga of how one woman can offend at every opportunity continues...