My solution:
400 players on the field at once.
50 balls in play at the same time.
Ditches and barbed wire across the field.
Topless cheerleaders.
Then I'll watch it!
9 posted on
08/03/2004 3:24:16 PM PDT by
Normal4me
To: Normal4me
How about giving one player on each team a baseball bat for use on opposing players' shins? That'd loosen things up!
15 posted on
08/03/2004 3:30:05 PM PDT by
Restorer
To: Normal4me
400 players on the field at once. 50 balls in play at the same time. Ditches and barbed wire across the field. Topless cheerleaders. Then I'll watch it! I think that was called the XFL. Didn't fly.
To: Normal4me
400 players on the field at once.
50 balls in play at the same time.
Ditches and barbed wire across the field.
Topless cheerleaders.Scratch all but the last one, call it soccer, and I'll tune in every weekend!
139 posted on
08/04/2004 8:39:52 AM PDT by
whd23
(It's long past time to end the moon-worshipping death cult)
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