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LOST FUMBLER, Kerry uses Buckeye joke in Michigan.
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| 08/03/04
| The Prowler
Posted on 08/03/2004 10:54:56 AM PDT by Pikamax
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To: My2Cents
Kerry can't go a day without some screw up. Hahaa...
To: Semper Paratus
" In the past 7 days Kerry has gotten into more gaffes then I've seen in 40 years of watching national elections."
And he hasn't even been the official nominee for a single week, yet !
If 6 days on the stump have brought this level of ridicule and gaffes, the Dems must be panicked about what 90 loooong and stressful days will bring.
I just can't see the Hanoi Hamster going the distance.
The Dilettante of Dork is a mess.
This is probably the first time in his life that he can't order Jeeves to do the actual work and he's clearly floundering.
At some point, the Dems are going to have to worry about the vortex of the SS Kerry sucking in Senate and House seats .
To: My2Cents
I hope he says something nice about the Washington Ducks when he comes to Seattle>>>>>>>Go Ducks............
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posted on
08/03/2004 11:33:19 AM PDT
by
showme_the_Glory
(No more rhyming, and I mean it! ..Anybody got a peanut.....)
To: Pikamax
And he wants to carry
THE Football?
Quarterback sack waiting to happen.
To: Pikamax
My freshman year at Michigan State, we beat Ohio State. Not being much of a football fan at that time, I didn't understand the significance.
I couldn't understand why everyone was so excited. After all, it was Ohio for heaven's sake. What good comes out of Ohio?
I learned quickly why it was such a big deal.
Go right through for MSU . . .
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posted on
08/03/2004 11:35:44 AM PDT
by
mombonn
(¡Viva Bush/Cheney!)
To: Twinkie
Yes they would!!!! Double time!
The media doesn't want to make him look too bad, though. It means they would have been wrong all along! Besides......................he's their boy? guy? man?
Whatever!!!!!
He's still a worm.
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posted on
08/03/2004 11:35:57 AM PDT
by
LadyPilgrim
(Sealed my pardon with His blood, Hallelujah!!! What a Savior!!!)
To: Wild Irish Rogue
If I was Kerry I would worry if his plane develops a problem with the landing gear.
And Ter-RAY-Zuh isn't aboard.
To: Pikamax
John Kerry: can't even take a freaking position on football. What a wuss.
This story reminds me that this gentleman, a football hero in Boston:
![](http://images.nfl.com/photos/img7055588.jpg)
supports President Bush!!
Funny how Tom Brady isn't ever mentioned in John F. Kerry's sports-loving comments.
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posted on
08/03/2004 11:37:11 AM PDT
by
Recovering_Democrat
(I'm so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!)
To: Pikamax
Clinton would have never screwed up like this. In fact, he could probably wax poetically about growing up watching Michigan football, naming players, and recounting motivational sayings of famous coaches.
It would have been as much as a lie as Kerry's clumsy BS, but it would have been talented BS.
Kerry is no Clinton. Gore is even stronger than Kerry.
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posted on
08/03/2004 11:38:09 AM PDT
by
The KG9 Kid
(Semper Fi)
To: Pikamax
"I will say this," he added. "There is nothing better than Buckeye football, period!" Even a blind pig gets an acorn once in a while.
![](http://www.bright.net/~tony/ohiostateflag.gif)
GO BUCKS!
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posted on
08/03/2004 11:38:46 AM PDT
by
TonyInOhio
(Never give in. Never give in. Never. Never. Never.)
To: The KG9 Kid
To: Pikamax
This is absolutely BEAUTIFUL. Considering the seriousness with which many U of M supporters take their football (and especially their rivalry with OSU), this could easily cause some to stay home in November. What an incredibly stoopid gaff.
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posted on
08/03/2004 11:39:22 AM PDT
by
FourPeas
(The convention bounce will Kerry Edwards back home.)
To: Recovering_Democrat
re: Brady
This year, the Pats are looking the best they've EVER looked
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posted on
08/03/2004 11:39:59 AM PDT
by
bikepacker67
(Sandy wasn't stuffing his socks, he was stuffing A sock.)
To: Recovering_Democrat
John Kerry: can't even take a freaking position on football. ROFL. Pretty much says it all, huh?
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posted on
08/03/2004 11:41:52 AM PDT
by
FourPeas
(The convention bounce will Kerry Edwards back home.)
To: Pikamax
"I just came here from Bowling Green," Kerry told the crowd to subdued applause. "I was smart enough not to pick a choice between the Falcons and the, well, you know, all those other teams out there. I just go for Buckeye football, that's where I'm coming from." At that point, before all the boos began raining down upon him, Kerry seemed to realize his error. In an attempt to silent the angry crowd of University of Michigan supporters, Kerry said, "But that was while I was in Ohio. I know I'm in the state of Michigan and you got a great big M and a powerhouse of a team." Then his face, presumably, the Botox permitting, turned Big Blue.
FOTFLMAO!!!
Folks, it don't get any better than this!
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posted on
08/03/2004 11:45:54 AM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(No animals have been hurt in the making of this tag line)
To: Recovering_Democrat
John Kerry: can't even take a freaking position on football. What a wuss. He already has.....fumbler.
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posted on
08/03/2004 11:52:44 AM PDT
by
Dan from Michigan
("If you want a little peace, sometimes you gotta fight" - Sammy Hagar)
To: Southack
How many days of work can he go before needing a vacation, anyway?IN SURPRISE MOVE, PRESIDENT KERRY QUITS
Tells stunned nation in brief radio address, "Been there, done that, got the super 8 footage - I'm outta here!"
Washington, DC - May 20, 2005
Just four months and twelve days into his term of office, President John F. Kerry has handed his resignation to Secretary of State Ben Affleck, and left the capital to return to his family home in Boston. New President John Edwards was sworn in during a hasty ceremony in the White House today, and pledged to "finish the job John Kerry has so bravely begun."
Thus ended one of the briefest Presidential reigns in the nation's history, so plagued by mishaps - a fall from his snowboard, a twisted ankle in a Rose Garden touch football game - that the President quipped he should get "three more Purple Hearts"...
et cetera
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posted on
08/03/2004 11:55:39 AM PDT
by
Argus
To: Dan from Michigan
Maybe we should send him on a tour of the Middle East. He can be in Israel one day, and Saudi Arabia the next. When he starts saying "go Zionism!" Well, it won't be pretty.
To: Pikamax
At that point, before all the boos began raining down upon him, Kerry seemed to realize his error. In an attempt to silent the angry crowd of University of Michigan supporters, Kerry said, "But that was while I was in Ohio. I know I'm in the state of Michigan and you got a great big M and a powerhouse of a team." Then his face, presumably, the Botox permitting, turned Big Blue. Wolverines, Badgers, Buckeyes, Gophers, Nittany Lions. Alot for one man to keep straight. Too bad he didn't wear Fatso's Spartan lid to the rally.
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posted on
08/03/2004 11:58:18 AM PDT
by
Hat-Trick
(Do you trust a government that cannot trust you with guns?)
To: Pikamax
If Bush made a gaffe like this, it would quickly become part of the national lore. But the press will bury this.
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