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Georgia Man's Pants Explode
Fox News ^ | August 3, 2004 | Staff

Posted on 08/03/2004 10:22:39 AM PDT by kennedy

Edited on 08/03/2004 10:35:29 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

A Georgia man's experience only goes to prove what most people take as common sense: Don't try to mix dangerous chemicals in your pants.

According to newspaper reports, three Walker County social workers were visiting Daniel Gabriel Doyle, 39, of LaFayette, last Tuesday. As he sat in their car filling out paperwork, his pants exploded.


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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; US: Georgia
KEYWORDS: 4paragraphlimit; darwin; notanexcerpt; notthisshitagain
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1 posted on 08/03/2004 10:22:44 AM PDT by kennedy
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To: kennedy

...hate when that happens...


2 posted on 08/03/2004 10:23:23 AM PDT by YankeeDoodleBoy
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To: kennedy

I didn't know Sandy Berger was from Georgia


3 posted on 08/03/2004 10:23:44 AM PDT by Dr Snide (vis pacem, para bellum - Prepare for war if you want peace)
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To: Darksheare

Your fault?


4 posted on 08/03/2004 10:24:55 AM PDT by Professional Engineer (Platoon leader, TreadHead aerial demonstration team. Ever do an Immelman or a Split-S in a tank?)
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To: kennedy

Daniel Gabriel Doyle was not a chemistry major, I suspect.


5 posted on 08/03/2004 10:25:07 AM PDT by headsonpikes (Spirit of '76 bttt!)
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To: kennedy
second- and third-degree burns to his testicles and leg.

Score one for a better gene pool.

6 posted on 08/03/2004 10:27:30 AM PDT by armymarinemom (Ultimate Flip Flop->I support the Troops but not their mission)
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To: Dr Snide

HA!

Snide you are, indeed!!!


7 posted on 08/03/2004 10:27:58 AM PDT by Mr. Jazzy (I think James Brown said it best, "Shabbbbab-brezeee, nahn, uuhhh, Can't hep myseff.")
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To: kennedy

Guess he hadn't gotten lucky for a long time.


8 posted on 08/03/2004 10:28:10 AM PDT by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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To: kennedy

red phosphorus and iodine ??

Hmmm... I wish I could remember all the way back to chem 101 and remember how to combine these --- on paper of course.


9 posted on 08/03/2004 10:29:42 AM PDT by steplock ( www.spadata.com)
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To: YankeeDoodleBoy
...hate when that happens...

Yeah, there's no place to put your keys or spare change if ya got a hole in your right front pocket.

10 posted on 08/03/2004 10:30:37 AM PDT by Willie Green (Go Pat Go!!!)
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To: Professional Engineer

Not that I'm aware of..
...so far.


11 posted on 08/03/2004 10:32:15 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tagline Abuse is an under-reported crime. Please help abused taglines today. Call 1-999-TAG-ABUZE.)
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To: kennedy

 

This combination works pretty well for me.


12 posted on 08/03/2004 10:33:05 AM PDT by Fintan (Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.)
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To: kennedy; Xenalyte; txflake; netmilsmom
Georgia Man's Pants Explode

I knew I'd someday get a headline.

14 posted on 08/03/2004 10:35:05 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
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"with second- and third-degree burns to his testicles "

Goodness gracious great balls of fire!

15 posted on 08/03/2004 10:35:24 AM PDT by No Blue States
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To: kennedy

Who did this happen to???? Clinton? lol


16 posted on 08/03/2004 10:35:42 AM PDT by Peace Is Coming
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To: kennedy

"I've been in this business for more than 35 years..."

Your business isn't a business, sheriff.


17 posted on 08/03/2004 10:35:49 AM PDT by Flightdeck (Procrastinate later)
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To: kennedy

Hot balls!


18 posted on 08/03/2004 10:35:50 AM PDT by b4its2late (John John Kerry Edwards change positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!!!)
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To: steplock

I know meth recipes are available elsewhere on the net, but I don't think it should be posted here. I apologize in advance, but I gotta hit abuse.....


19 posted on 08/03/2004 10:36:31 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
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To: kennedy

Darwin Award Nominee


20 posted on 08/03/2004 10:37:09 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Tell Osama I'm Coming, and Hell's coming with me!)
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