[Willie Green]

Aren't there any states nearby. There's gotta be something closer than Iraq.

Well there's the Peoples Socialist Republic of Maryland:

Lewistown, Pennsylvania

Nearest city with pop. 50,000+: Frederick, MD (81.7 miles, pop. 52,767).

Nearest city with pop. 200,000+: Baltimore, MD (110.8 miles, pop. 651,154).

Nearest city with pop. 1,000,000+: Philadelphia, PA (171.9 miles, pop. 1,517,550).

[annyokie]

Now explain to us all why you live in Nevada? And I live in Oklahoma? And Marty lives in California?