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Hey Aljernaan, you sure do make life interesting!!! Latest post at http://www.globalislamicmedia.com/

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GLOBAL ISLAMIC MEDIA
Wednesday August 4, 2004

We are currently gathering information under other identities to help prevent the nuclear attack from terrorists which is possible from tomorrow onward for the next few weeks. In the event of a nuclear strike, I have made arrangements to appear live on global network television. We also will be traveling to target sites as we can for live, video coverage. Stay safe, and pray for us.

Aljernaan, Misha, and Amy.

ON ASSIGNMENT - TRAVELING

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Someone should tell Aljernaan to watch for the falling anvil with the Acme label.

In her next report, if she mentions a yellow bird shrieking "I tawt I saw a putty cat", we'll know for sure.

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Latest post at http://www.globalislamicmedia.com/

Just a single change to the front page.

Back for the Attack

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She's back...

New Israeli Threat

Aljernaan's commentary - we have verified our doomsday EOM message person was not reliable. Obviously, no nukes have gone off, and the countdown ended yesterday. However several attacks, including a rocket attack in New York were prevented by American Intelligence. There are still suitcase nukes in the U.S., we know from Intelligence that Osama Bin Laden undoubtedly masterminded the 911 attack, and currently has 6 cells in place who have uncompleted missions. We know that Niagra Power Plant is a target, and that a group intends to knock out the power in at least 7 states including New York.

Worst of all Israel is making plans to invade Iran, and we have unverified reports from several sources that Iran has at least three fireable nuclear missiles which have Jerusalem inrange. Sorry, from the news we have gathered in the last 48 hours the entire Iraqian government may implode and a nuclear exchange from Iran could happen at any time. The U.S. military is on high alert - stay tuned to GIM - where you still will find - The Real News as it happens

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