[Modernman]

they didn't sprout wings as evolution would have us believe might have happened for flying squirrels if they waited long enough,

You're kidding, right? Nobody with any understanding of biology would ever even dream of suggesting that anything other than radical genetic manipulation could create winged humans.

[whattajoke]

Havoc: [Humans] didn't sprout wings as evolution would have us believe...

Modernman: You're kidding, right?

Unfortunately, even after 400+ posts, I've come to realize he's not kidding. To him, a world driven by evolution should be a menagerie of freakish beasts, with morphologies so out of whack with necessity that it boggles the rational, adult mind.