I had a neighbor as a kid who placed a fistfull of Ohio Blue Tip, strike anywhere matches in his pocket. He crouched down and the matches rubbed against one another and he had a hole burned in his flesh down to the thigh bone. He had a severely bad limp for the rest of his life and was not going to be passing on his genetic material in his adult years.
What's that? Never heard of it.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.