think of the kid and the dyke and there is a hole in the dyke. The water represents the polls going down and every time Kerry speaks, more water spills into the area supposedly protected by the dyke. As long as the kid keep his thumb in the hole (as long as Kerry keeps his lid shut) he will at least break even.
Make me wonder why he would even try to make a speech until the day before the election, but thats just me.....
by the way, eventually the dyke will spring a second hole (The Ray zuh?) and then a 3rd hole (Johnny Boy Edwards?) at which point the boy with the thumbs in the dyke will be out of thumbs....
WE CAN ONLY HOPE!!
"...think of the kid and the dyke and there is a hole in the dyke...."
I believe the word you want is DIKE. (Your post is pretty funny as is, but I suspect the humor wasn't intentional...)