I make one by accident from time to time.
Normal scenario: Little kid in school gets bullied. Little kid starts trying to be bully's friend. Bully starts getting little kids lunch money. Little kid keeps quiet. Bully starts beating up little kid. Little kid stays quiet. Little kid takes a stick to bully's head. Bully leaves little kid alone.
Conspiracy Guy scenario: Bully picks on Conspiracy Guy. CG asks what the problem is. Bully says, I don't like you. CG says, so. Bully takes a swing. CG ducks, moves quicly behind bully, and kicks bully in the groin. CG grabs broom and procedes to flog bully. Once bully is throughly flogged CG says, want to be friends or do you just want to stay out of my way.