It would be reminiscent of Hillary Clinton's ill-fated "Health Care Bus Tour," when a tow truck towing a broken-down bus labeled "Hillary-care" shadowed her bus at every stop, until finally in desperation, the WH stop publisizing the location of her appearances and only allowed "invited guests" (read: labor unions goons and welfare whales) to attend them.
This would be a good project for you. And it sounds like a neat way to meet girls. Take a laptop with you, and give us reports from the road.