[MARTIAL MONK]

The Europeans are always saying that we are going to run out of something or other. What we are actually in danger of running out of are Europeans. We will never actually run out, but as the population declines and benefits go up they will become more and more expensive to maintain. Unless someones invents a synthetic European the economy will collapse.

Eventually it will get so bad that sometime in the future when most of them rush to holiday in the south of France there won't be enough of them to counterbalance the southward shift and the earth will shift 180% on it's latitudinal axis. This will cause a magnetic shift so that when they think they are going home they are actually going south. There won't be anyone left to answer the phone when we call to warn them so they will all freeze in the Antarctic. Over time they will all decay into carbon based energy forms and Otto will have saved the auto.

[SunkenCiv]

Eventually it will get so bad that sometime in the future when most of them rush to holiday in the south of France there won't be enough of them to counterbalance the southward shift and the earth will shift 180% on it's latitudinal axis.

I'm just glad I ran out of cola a little while before reading that. ;')