"Someone who once saved a hamster by mouth to mouth just might be qualified enough to hold the most powerful position political and militarily in the world."
My daughter once gave mouth-to-mouth and CPR to a Gecko and it lived! Does this mean she gets to be Secretary of State?
I once successfully performed the Heimlich maneuver on the family Airdale, which was choking on a piece of bread.
Can I join Kerry's cabinet?
No way. Too qualified for just Secretary of State. Giving mouth-to-mouth to a Gecko qualifies her for no less then U.N. Secretary General.
Kofi better watch himself !