"Be REAL glad you weren't a Gere pet."
Okay, I've pretty well regained my composure, but I'm still laughing about this.
Actually, your post has been very enlightening...I initially assumed that John Kerry was simply trying to re-create the birthing process, but now I suspect that his "bunny suit" escapade was a diabolical, self-serving attempt to re-enact the Gere/gerbil debacle. It's not enough that Kerry is talking out of both sides of his mouth where the Vietnam veterans vs. anti-war activists are concerned. No, now he is shamelessly trying to commandeer the hamster vote by duping them into believing that he shares their experiences.
My daughter and I always wanted to do a calendar of hamsters dressed up as a: gang-ster; mini-ster; rap-ster; mon-ster; sport-ster; bari-ster; road-ster; mob-ster; burgermei-ster; jes-ter...you get the picture.