Posted on 07/30/2004 9:04:36 PM PDT by TXBlair
Ummm...I guess "Vanessa Kerry" and "Ben Affleck" are code for "John Kerry" and "John Edwards".
I really did not think it was possible to do worse than J-Lopez, guess I was wrong. This however will be over once Kerry loses.
OK, Ben, you made a headline.
Next.(?)
Odd how the Bush twins were mauled for wanting the typical rites of passage university experience but the media gush over Kerry daughters.
I thought Affleck was gay?
And he has a serious addiction problem.
Vanessa, run the other way!
From J-Ho to Miss Morseface
Horseface
After Gigli, he needs a new source of income... that's where the Kerry daughter comes in...
Poor Ben's trading down. From Jennifer Lopez (who's genuinely sexy depite her other failings) to the marginal Vanessa Kerry.
The boy wants to be a politician one day when he's "all growed up" so he'll put a bag over her head and do it for his ambition. Who's next on his slide down? Nancy Pelosi?
Please expand on this. I think I'm missing something.
He pretty much honestly lays out his true character and spirit in Dogma.
He's asking for help, and looking for it in Washington since Hollywood couldn't or wouldn't intervene and cure him.
Tragic story. Matt Damon, his friend, hates his fall, tries to correct it, can't.
Horseface. You read my mind! What is it with these young liberal women? I always thought Chelsea Clinton looked like a horse, too, loooong before I heard of the Kerry girls. They're from completely different parts of the country, were raised with different religious backgrounds (supposedly), and even their parents had different childhoods (financially speaking). Liberalism seems to be THE common bond. I suspect that scientific studies will one day back me up on this one: Liberal parents are more likely to raise ugly children (insert mental photo of Michael Moore, Woody Allen, Al Franken, etc. here).
It is being reported on several blog sites that the Kerry girl seems to have her father's sense of morals. A reporter supposedly walked in on Affleck and the blond one.
A better question is, Who the Hell Cares? In any case, they're meant for each other, a washed-up movie star and the daughter of a (soon to be) washed-up politician.
They were caught drinking lite beer slightly underage with their peers! (horrors)
They even bailed out a drunk boyfriend (they like Boys, oh my, how un-pc)
Then, two years ago the media lost interest. Why? Beats me,except they were not underage drinking beer????
One got a ticket citaation or somesuch.
From Gigli to Gigolo!
I compare this to the Michael Douglas-Maureen Dowd fling.Afflecktion will move on to somebody else after the campaign.
"From Gigli to Gigolo!"
LOL!!!!!!! I guess Ben takes after Lurch even more than I realized!
Someone else please: find this picture I saw of the two Kerry daughters. It was a profile shot of them at a July 4th picnic or something in IL or MO or something. They looked like milkmaids who'd been run over by a cow.
I really don't want to make fun of appearances, but...
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