[BlueLancer]

"This was actually Fred Zarqawi, a used car salesman from "Tigris Honda" out for a test spin."

And his name wasn't "Zarqawi", it was "Hekawi" ...

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

AWGH!!!!

What a face!

[Rokke]

It's not "Zarqawi" or "Hekawi". It's "Fuqawi", the sole descendent of a long lost Bedhuin tribe remembered for continually crying "Where da Fuqawi" as they stumbled around the sand dunes.

[Nonstatist]

Where the Heck-are-we ?