Isn't this the fourth time this week he has been caught? Why do the keep letting him back out?
New UN hunting rules require "catch-and-release" so as to keep the terrorist pool fully stocked for the future.
Ahhh, not so, grasshopper!
This was actually Fred Zarqawi, a used car salesman from "Tigris Honda" out for a test spin.
He took a wrong left turn at the river and. . . bodda bing...captured!!
Sounds like Pakistan is helping to "catch" him....