lol....love it.
As much as I like English Ales (especially Samuel Smith's), I prefer German beers any day. My favorite brand: Paulaner.
"Spit Ale" is OK, a novelty actually. I must confess that I am an unrepentant GUINNESS man. Lagers and Pilsners are way too light of taste for me. Therefore; "when you're out of Guinness, you're out of beer".