You almost had that right, B4.
Replace "fella" with "girl", and you got it.
Actually, I'll do the shootin', totin' and cleanin'.
I want someone to give me a nice back and foot rub after a hard day at the range.
For some reason, Eaker and Squantos haven't volunteered for that duty.
Just maybe if you was a good lookin gal instead a burnt ole critter, they might offer to give you that rub down yer lookin for, after a shower of course.
I've never met a guy who wants his woman to smell like burnt powder, Militec or Hoppes when rub down time comes around.