[martin_fierro]

Alexandra told the Democratic Convention crowd how the family waited dockside one summer day to embark on a trip, when the cage housing her sister's hamster "Licorice" tumbled into the drink. "My dad jumped in, grabbed an oar, fished the cage from the water, hunched over the soggy hamster and began to administer CPR," the Kerry daughter told the audience. "There are still to this day some reports of mouth-to-mouth, but I admit it's probably a trick of memory."

Give that man a Purple Hartz.

[hookman]

who cares if the third was self inflicted, make it 3 purple hartz!

[mikrofon]

Didn't he also once rescue a hamster from inside a printer?