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Alexandra Kerry: Dad Gave Hamster CPR
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| 7/30/04
| Carl Limbacher
Posted on 07/29/2004 9:33:18 PM PDT by kattracks
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To: beaversmom
Somewhere I read that Kerry DID vote to ban partial-birth abortion for HAMSTERS.
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posted on
07/29/2004 9:52:01 PM PDT
by
Toespi
(,)
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To: Charles Henrickson
43
posted on
07/29/2004 9:52:21 PM PDT
by
Critter
(...an online gathering place for sissy boy, girlie men, nanny staters, and jackboot lovers.)
To: Charles Henrickson; celtic gal
You gave me an asthma attack, I laughed so hardDon't apologize, whatever you do! ; )
To: kattracks
Reminded me of a SCTV sketch where the director tried to give mouth to mouth to a woodchuck after John Candy ran over it.
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posted on
07/29/2004 9:53:38 PM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
("Read Hillary's hips. I never had sex with that woman.")
To: kattracks
Well, the sick news is this was the hamster Richard Gere gave his daughter as a gift.
I hope they washed it first.
To: kattracks
Ya know, when your kid's pet is dying and your kid's heart is breaking, there's not much you won't do...
You should see the elaborate coffins that my daughter's gerbils are buried in. hehehe
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posted on
07/29/2004 9:54:43 PM PDT
by
Critter
(...an online gathering place for sissy boy, girlie men, nanny staters, and jackboot lovers.)
To: kattracks
What that was, was merely someone going through the motions for the sake of their children. Nothing more, nothing less.
What concerns me more is the fact that this girl, now an adult, still believes he was actually trying to do so.
Weird.
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posted on
07/29/2004 9:54:43 PM PDT
by
Chad Fairbanks
(Liberals - The Other White Meat.)
To: SunnySide
Presidential Candidate, John Dolittle Kerry!
49
posted on
07/29/2004 9:55:06 PM PDT
by
hookman
To: kattracks
50
posted on
07/29/2004 9:55:30 PM PDT
by
jws3sticks
(Hillary can take a very long walk on a very short pier, anytime, and the sooner the better!)
To: RedBloodedAmerican
Are you serious? I just knew Gere was involved in this somehow.
Where hamsters go, Gere follows....
To: Toespi; null and void
To quote null and void:
You've never been to San Fansisco, have you?...
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posted on
07/29/2004 9:57:42 PM PDT
by
kenth
(We want a cowboy for President, not a gay rodeo clown.)
To: Critter
It is true we do things for our kids and ourselves when a much loved pet passes away or is lost..but to make this a highlight in a speech...well it leaves Kerry open to some fun being poked at him. Vanessa's rendition of her conversation with her dad when she was unhappy about something when she was 19 was more impressive than CPR to a hamster...perhaps he should have taken time to explain why taking a little hamster on such an aquatic trip could endanger the little critter's health.
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posted on
07/29/2004 9:59:24 PM PDT
by
celtic gal
(just a thought...)
To: Hillarys Gate Cult; celtic gal; ocanada; Happygal; King Prout; Dan from Michigan; tiamat; ...
Sorry for the following non-sequitor.
Your mention of SCTV prompted me to action.
You don't know who Ken Finkleman is? Then you're simply not Canadian enough. BE MORE CANADIAN DAMMIT!
-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)
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posted on
07/29/2004 9:59:40 PM PDT
by
The Scourge of Yazid
(Paid for by the Palestinian National Authority. Actually paid for by those infidel devils. Shussshh!)
To: kenth
I gave mouth to muzzle resuscitation to a newborn puppy once.
Does this mean I can be President some day???
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posted on
07/29/2004 10:02:50 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Freedom is written with blood on the streets, not with ink in congress.)
To: Toespi
You're right. No real person takes a hamster for a boat ride.... unless they intend to drown it. What a ridiculous lie.
To: Lijahsbubbe
YOU HOLD THE HAMSTER LIKE SO AND THEN....
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posted on
07/29/2004 10:03:58 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(geocities.com/geronl is back)
To: kattracks
Duh!
Kerry keeps making a big deal about being a vet.
He means veternarian!
Duh!
58
posted on
07/29/2004 10:04:54 PM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(Strategery - "W" plays poker with one hand and chess with the other.)
To: GeronL
Doesn't he already have the rat vote?
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posted on
07/29/2004 10:05:18 PM PDT
by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Democrats are Communists in Americans' clothing.)
To: kattracks
My dad...hunched over the soggy hamster and began to administer CPR. Question:
Did the hampster live?
Can you imagine having a near-death experience, only to be revived to the sight of John Kerry breathing down your throat? That would be enough to give the poor animal a heart attack!
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posted on
07/29/2004 10:05:31 PM PDT
by
wai-ming
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