I might not have to pay you. There are others in the community starting realize how evil this grannie witch is.
Bunny bump.
Well and good. But do they have such a politically incorrect vehicle as to drive her to the sanitarium for good? Complete with its very own wood rat habitat? (They like to nest on the intake manifold and under the seat in the cab.) If you'd like, I can have a chainsaw in the back too.
Dave! Think of the opportunity! Parked in front of her house with the bed up, Fading Dump Davis stickers blaring in here face. Leaking hydraulic oil from depleted oil reserves on her precious environmint! Hell, I'll even rent a stretcher and have it handy, complete with passive restraints. For an extra ten bucks I'll gag her. For an extra fifty bucks I'll rent a bullhorn so that her shrieks can be heard by all the local "stakeholders."
One time offer, not valid in the state of bankruptcy. Don't miss it! Call today!