They ain't kiddin. Xena's Guy works for a company with a branch in Fort Worth, and he's on his way there right this second, to replace the a) out-of-warranty server that was living in b) the non-floodproof server room.
Hmmm.. give him a holler and tell him that the problem with the
server is probably that it got wet. Put the new one on a milk crate or something.
Damn I'm good.