Posted on 07/29/2004 11:04:56 AM PDT by Constitution Day
End Of Road For GOTMILF License Plate
"Offensive" vanity tag yanked by Washington officials
JULY 21--This is the story of GOTMILF. In May 2002, Michael Syravong filed a "personalized license plate application"with Washington's Department of Licensing. GOTMILF was Syravong's first choice among the three possible personalized tags he listed on the state form (he would have settled for SUPL8EZ or RCKSTAR). Asked for the meaning of GOTMILF, Syravong wrote, "Manual Inline Lift Fluctuator," which he would later claim was some kind of automotive gizmo. The 25-year-old software engineer's license plate choice was, amazingly, approved by bureaucrats who obviously never saw the film "American Pie" and were clueless about the acronym's real meaning.
Unfortunately for Syravong, however, two offended citizens knew that the plate was actually his sly play on the Got Milk? slogan crossed with the raunchy acronym. In February, 21 months after Syravong got the personalized plate for his Toyota (pictured), an aggrieved Washingtonian e-mailed a complaint to state officials. A second beef was received in April from a disgusted Snohomish parent who did not want "my children seeing this and inquiring as to what it means." Acting on the first complaint, state officials wrote Syravong seeking his response to the complaint. Fighting to keep GOTMILF, he responded with a letter that desperately tried to explain away his license plate. Despite Syravong's invocation of Bill of Rights protections, members of Washington's Personalized Plate Review Committee were not swayed by his argument--and even hinted that he may have committed a crime (making a false or misleading statement to a public servant) when he submitted his original plate application. In April, the state review committee voted to cancel Syravong's tag. He got the bad news in an April 13 letter chiding him for providing "inconsistent information regarding the definition of the plate." Stripped of GOTMILF, Syravong was forced to replace his distinctive tag with PUNISHR. We're counting the days until a motorist writes in to complain that Syravong's new plate advocates domestic violence or has S&M undertones. (9 pages)
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Yep thats definitely a MILF
Can someone please explain to me what each word is?
I'm ashamed to say I don't know what it stands for.
Is that one that used to be in Houston? I swear it looks just like the one that went bust in my neck of the woods.
Ooo, nice.
I gots to know.
Maybe this is why they didn't like it!
http://www.fas.org/irp/world/para/milf.htm
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These animals are better than sheep...except you need a step ladder.
WHAT IS MILF ????
Is it what the idiots wrote in to the dmv? How did they know?
A most definite MILF, that...
Ping.
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I call foul. This thread has remained on the front page for twenty minutes.
#36.
ESTRICH: Sean, first of all, let me state that I do not support rape. You know, I was a rape victim myself.
LEVIN: (muttering) That was an act of mercy.
ESTRICH: What did you say, Mark!?
LEVIN: I said, I have a house in Jersey.
ESTRICH: Oh. Sean, as I was saying, I dont support rape. Its just that we need to move on. Where is this going? The president, in response to this never ending barrage of trumped up charges, has already self-pardoned himself for all crimes, now and in the future. The American people unequivocally support that self-pardon.
HANNITY: Susan, that self-pardon is perhaps the most illegal and astonishing act committed by a guy who never stops astonishing me. What will we use to control his behavior, if that is allowed to stand?
ESTRICH: You on the right wing are always trying to control other peoples behavior. He has apologized and offered Tipper a position in his cabinet to make up for his admittedly boorish behavior. Isnt that enough?
HANNITY: No it is not! How can you call him contrite? He just put new vanity plates on the presidential limo. They read 6UL-DV8!! This man is extremely unbalanced. Does he think that joke is funny?
ESTRICH: Oh please, Sean. You really need to loosen up a little.
HANNITY: It gets stranger everyday, America
we need to take a break.
So that's a MILF!
Hmmmmm......
no idea. Got the pic off the web.
FUBAR is a perfect description of Doofus-Dork and his dopey wife... and most libs.
Can you explain to me what the words associated with MILF are?
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