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KERRY's A PHONY!.

The Story About
6' 4"
John Forbes FrankenKerry
Demands a MATE!

She rejects him as she is filled with hate.

She Winces...YOU'LL NEVER BE MY MATE!

Desperate for a kiss,
FrankenKerry lunges out only to miss!

Finally He Gropes His Evil Bride
as she Shoves A Gun Into His
Side and Yells...

No Kiss For You FOOL!

______________________

As my Stomach Turns this sad saga moves
into a strange new direction...

______________________

FrankenKerry now feeling lonely & gay
approaches a new, cute prospective Mate
at the beginning of the next day.

Yes, FrankenKerry whispers:
That thang on your lip makes you look so hip.
I need you to be my mate for those master debates.

Surprisingly!!
"The BreckGirl" accepts with a glint in his eye
as FrankenKerry wishes his old lady would die.

FRANKENKERRY thought it was hit or miss.
However, "The BreckGirl" gave in for a sweet
moment of BLISS!

FrankenKerry keeps his EVIL OLD HO
is in TOW only 'cuz she has loads of DOUGH!

The Sickly Evil Bride Feels So Confused & Full
of Hate about FrankenKerry's
Cute New Running Mate.

BUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!

The End...

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