[F16Fighter]

"The issues on which the parties differ are: pre-emptive attacks on terror-producing nations, gay marriage, gun control, partial-birth abortion, taxes, letting non-citizens and felons vote. But the Democrats won't talk about those issues."

IOW, if truth were shrapnel, the RATS would lie bleeding like hogs at a slaughterhouse.

Hey Ann -- you have my permission to use this metaphor in your next columm.

[an amused spectator]

IOW, if truth were shrapnel, the RATS would lie bleeding like hogs at a slaughterhouse.

DO YOU MEAN THAT THE DEMOCRATS ARE RATS? I DON'T THINK HOGS BLEED WHEN THEY LIE. I DON'T THINK THAT HOGS CAN EVEN TALK, SO THEY PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN LIE, COME TO THINK OF IT.

I ALSO REMEMBER THAT CONGRESS OUTLAWED RATS AT SLAUGHTERHOUSES AFTER UPTON SINCLAIR'S THE JUNGLE, SO THIS COULDN'T BE ACCURATE.

Great line, btw!