[HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity]

M: But I think that, and when I say 'Kerry didn't have a choice,' I don't mean from the Democratic party, I meant 'within the Kerry household.' And I think that he had to put her on, and I think he made a big mistake in letting her become a legitimate target by giving her the prime spot on Tuesday night.

It seems clear Kerry is a bought and paid for political gigolo and Mrs. Heinz intends to get every penny's worth, including what will essentially amount to a cabinet-level position of power.

[Barlowmaker]

Cabinet Level ...

If you put it in an obnoxiously large Grape Nehi font, I guess the White House semi-exuctive West Wing outreach sucoffice of the First Lady becomes a Constitutional cabinet level office. We are all Pwned.