He's blinky, squinty...and POINTY. I can usually spot Dims by their pointiness, ya know.
"...so I'm giving 95% of my money away, so that other people can live like rich trial lawyers for a while."
Yes John. The government can keep me from mispending my own money. The governemt can keep my electricty on when I don't pay the bill. Yes John, the government can keep me from losing my car when I stop making payments. Yes John, I want it all.