I muted Eddie..I don't care what he has to say. I do want to see just how wonderful Edwards is and that's about it. He's a trial lawyer so I expect him to be good. We already know the media will absolutely gush over him. We will all be sickened by tomorrow morning.
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Senator who? We're trying to bowl here!!
• On the other hand, you had league bowlers, who were there to bowl, dammit.
Every second, more people were cramming themselves into the already-jammed bowling alley, and the hostility between the bowlers and nonbowlers, especially the media, was getting intense. Bowlers and photographers were elbowing each other. A woman was shouting, ''WE'RE TRYING TO BOWL HERE!!'' A man brandishing a bowling ball was yelling at a TV cameraman: ''GET YOUR (very bad word) DIRTY SHOES OFF THE (even worse word) LANE!!'' A management person on the public-address system was announcing that the police and fire marshal had been called, and that the building had to be evacuated.
Into this festive scene surged Sen. Edwards, whose campaign theme is that he is going to bring America together.