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Why I Am A Democrat
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| July 28, 2004
| IowaHawk
Posted on 07/28/2004 11:58:28 AM PDT by FormerACLUmember
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A classic in honor of the Boston Moron Convention.
To: FormerACLUmember
Megadittoes from a fellow Iowan still stuck in the socialist republic of Iowa City!
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:07:47 PM PDT
by
RushCrush
(Republicans think every day is July 4. Democrats think every day is April 15- R. Reagan)
To: FormerACLUmember
I am a Democrat because I believe in a strong military. Strong, yes, but caring and thoughtful too, and ready to face new challenges. A military that enjoys long strolls on the beach, cuddling in front of a warm fire, unafraid to show its vulnerable side. Must be NS/DDF.LMAO! What the hell does DDF mean, though?
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:09:11 PM PDT
by
ICX
(Liberal boys never try to make a move on pretty girls without the UN Security Council's approval.)
To: ICX
DDF = Drug and Disease Free
To: FormerACLUmember
I'm a democrat because I never grew up.
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:10:41 PM PDT
by
AZamericonnie
("Any compromise between good & evil only hurts the good & helps the evil")
To: FormerACLUmember
I'm a democrat because guns need to be banned....except for the feds so we can burn down extremists at Waco
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:13:24 PM PDT
by
Dan from Michigan
("If you want a little peace, sometimes you gotta fight" - Sammy Hagar)
To: AZamericonnie
I am a Democrat because I am lazy and unproductive.
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:14:24 PM PDT
by
BadAndy
(Specializing in unnecessarily harsh comments.)
To: AZamericonnie
What's the old saying, when you're under 30, have no money, and believe you can solve all the world's problems, you're a Democrat; when you're over 30, have money and realize you're responsible for your own actions, you're a Republican.
Something like that, anyways. Anyone know how it really goes?
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:14:48 PM PDT
by
Ro_Thunder
(Sarcasm? That's humor lost on anyone but yourself.)
To: FormerACLUmember
"Why I Am A Democrat"
Because you are stupid.
Because you are a degenerate.
Because you are a pervert.
Because you are not able to tell the truth.
Because you are a freeloader.
Because you hate freedom.
Because you love killing unborn and partially born babies.
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:15:22 PM PDT
by
sport
To: FormerACLUmember
Wasn't that Kerry's planned acceptance speech for the nomination tonight??
To: ICX
I am a Democrat because I believe in a strong military. Strong, yes, but caring and thoughtful too, and ready to face new challenges. A military that enjoys long strolls on the beach, cuddling in front of a warm fire, unafraid to show its vulnerable side. Must be NS/DDF. LMAO! What the hell does DDF mean, though? WAC/ITD (Without a clue/ in the dark)!
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:16:45 PM PDT
by
FormerACLUmember
(Free Republic is 21st Century Samizdat)
To: RushCrush
Why I Am A Democrat
1. Mental illness
2. Poorly informed
3. Delusional
4. Void of any reality
5. Ignore every fact
6. Make facts up as you go.
7. You were an abused child
These are just a few guesses.
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:21:14 PM PDT
by
Lowell
(The voice from beyond the edge!)
To: FormerACLUmember
I am a Democrat because I believe in the separation of church and state. We must stop the religious extremists who want school-sanctioned prayers. Now, you tell me - with all that chanting and praying and incense-burning going on, how can our kids concentrate on the big condom-and-banana midterm? He, he. Maybe we should use work Homocrat instead of Democrat.
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:21:19 PM PDT
by
A. Pole
(President Muffley: "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.")
To: RushCrush
Is Dempster still running The Mill ?
To: FormerACLUmember
To: FormerACLUmember
I am a democrat because--
I wanna believe that everything wrong him my life is someone else's fault.
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:25:44 PM PDT
by
najida
(Without pack-rats, there wouldn't be any antiques.)
To: Ro_Thunder
Sounds about right to me! I heard "If your not a liberal by the time your 20 you have no heart." If your not a conservative by the time your 30 you have no brain!" I never had a heart I guess.
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:26:20 PM PDT
by
AZamericonnie
("Any compromise between good & evil only hurts the good & helps the evil")
To: Lowell
I thought this was a conservative forum... why are we wasting time on this crap ?
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:27:39 PM PDT
by
newfarm4000n
(Taxes for social security is theft)
To: FormerACLUmember
I think this one was done in poor taste:
"I am a Democrat because I believe in the equality of all people, regardless of their race. That is why I think we should give free medical degrees to minorities because, well, duh. Like any of those types are going to make it through medical school. "
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:28:23 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Former fetus.)
To: Ro_Thunder
Sounds about right to me! I heard "If your not a liberal by the time your 20 you have no heart." If your not a conservative by the time your 30 you have no brain!" I never had a heart I guess.
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:28:29 PM PDT
by
AZamericonnie
("Any compromise between good & evil only hurts the good & helps the evil")
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