DNC
CONVENTION AGENDA
6:00 P.M. - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
6:05 P.M. - Opening Secular Prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson & Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 P.M. - Anti-War Concert by Barbra Streisand
6:40 P.M. - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
7:00 P.M. - Tribute Theme To France
7:10 P.M. - Collect Offerings for Al-Zawahri Defense Fund
7:25 P.M. - Tribute Theme to Germany
7:45 P.M. - Anti-War Rally ( Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25 P.M. - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
8:30 P.M. - Terrorist Appeasement Workshop
9:00 P.M. - Gay Marriage Ceremony (Both Male and Female Couples)
9:30 P.M. - * Intermission*
10:00 P.M. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10 P.M. - Re-enactment of John Kerry's Fake Medal Toss
10:20 P.M. - Cameo by Dean Yeeeearrrrrrg!
10:30 P.M. - Abortion ! Demonstration by N.A.R.A.L..
10:40 P.M. - Ted Kennedy Proposes a Toast
10:50 P.M. - Pledge of Allegiance to The UN
11:00 P.M. - Multiple Gay Marriage Ceremony (Threesomes, Mixed and Same Sex)
11:15 P.M. - Maximizing Welfare Workshop
11:30 P.M. - "Free Saddam Pep Rally
11:59 P.M. - Ted Kennedy Proposes A Toast
12:00 P.M. - Nomination of Democratic Candidate
Any Chance We Could Get Ted Kennedy To Drive Hillary Home From The Convention