My goal is to someday write a FReep report like THIS one:
Ann Coulter: Put the Speakers in a Cage (Spiked USA TODAY Article)
FrontPageMagazine.com ^ | 7/27/04 | Ann Coulter
Posted on 07/27/2004 3:45:05 AM PDT by kattracks
The following Ann Coulter column was supposed to be printed in yesterday's USA Today, which agreed to have Coulter cover the Democratic convention and Michael Moore cover the Republican convention in New York. Coulter's first column was killed because it was "unusable" and "not funny." We present it here so you can decide for yourself -- The Editors.
Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston, conservatives are deploying a series of covert signals to identify one another, much like gay men do. My allies are the ones wearing crosses or American flags. The people sporting shirts emblazoned with the "F-word" are my opponents. Also, as always, the pretty girls and cops are on my side, most of them barely able to conceal their eye-rolling.
Democrats are constantly suing and slandering police as violent, fascist racists – with the exception of Boston's police, who'll be lauded as national heroes right up until the Democrats pack up and leave town on Friday, whereupon they'll revert to their natural state of being fascist, racist pigs.
A speaker at the Democratic National Convention this year, Al Sharpton, accused white police officers of raping and defacing Tawana Brawley in 1987, lunatic charges that eventually led to a defamation lawsuit against Sharpton, and even more eventually to Sharpton paying a jury award to the defamed plaintiff Steve Pagones. So it's a real mystery why cops wouldn't like Democrats.
As for the pretty girls, I can only guess that it's because liberal boys never try to make a move on you without the UN Security Council's approval. Plus, it's no fun riding around in those dinky little hybrid cars. My pretty-girl allies stick out like a sore thumb amongst the corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie-chick pie wagons they call "women" at the Democratic National Convention...
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Good job, Ron Dog - any idea why the leftists showed up in strength so late?