Posted on 07/27/2004 2:13:30 AM PDT by kattracks
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The famously off-the-cuff Heinz Kerry is scheduled to address the delegates tonight. At the Kennedy Center, her husband violated the cardinal rule of politics getting his picture taken in a ridiculous outfit.
Visiting the space shuttle Discovery, Kerry donned dust-free overalls that made him resemble the sperm cells in Woody Allen's "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)."
Republican operatives issued a press release featuring the photo and its predecessor the famous shot of 1988 Democratic nominee Mike Dukakis wearing an ill-fitting tank helmet.
"It's the picture worth a thousand words," said a GOP strategist as he chortled over the photo of Kerry.
But Democrats were not concerned.
"The brilliant Republicans who put George Bush in a flight suit to strut around an aircraft carrier won't get very far giving advice to NASA about the kinds of coveralls to wear," said Kerry campaign spokesman David Wade.
With Kenneth Lovett in Boston
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
excellent stuff!
How's that Grampa Dave?
Great I knew that you would be able to do something with that.
Please use your talents to compare Terrazilla versus our Gracious First Lady with the right and wrong stuff.
You got it!
bump
Ping me when you get it on FR.
If I don't respond to you, I will be out chasing grandkids the rest of the day and afterwards collapsed on the couch.
Our five year old grand daughter has been able to run like a deer all of her life. However, she never had a great burst of speed so I could spot her a few yards and catch up with her.
Our 3 year old grandson decided to potty train himself a couple of months ago. Now without the Pampers he runs like a star punt returner or wide receiver. A month ago we were in a park with them, and my wife was watching him.
Suddenly he broke loose and by the time she screamed, he was 20 yards down field and going long. It took me about 120 yards to catch him. I was totally out of breath when the grand daughter coasted up and tackled both of us.
Kerre': " Now that I have learned the technique, I will save money on health care, by personally inspecting all colons. I tried to train gerbils to do this, but they all died."
I'm relieved he has a job inspecting colons after the election since he sure won't be in the WH.
Oh god, I am feeling a really bad gerbil, habitrail and Richard Gere joke coming on................
I came home to find out I didn't have decent photos of the ladies and am searching now.
Download them now while you can.
Same as last night, bandswidth exceeded!!
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