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KERRY SHOVES BACK (And Poses For Ridiculous Photo-Kerry's Dukakis Moment)
New York Post ^
| 7/27/04
| STEFAN C. FRIEDMAN
Posted on 07/27/2004 2:13:30 AM PDT by kattracks
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To: Eva
I am trying to recover from abdominal surgery and need to find out from the surgeon as to whether laughing at the dork and/or comments about the dork is helping or hindering the healing process.
Carry on.
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posted on
07/27/2004 11:09:00 PM PDT
by
Kate of Spice Island
('Effin the ineffible since '91." FirstIAmAUSSoldier and I approve of this message...)
"The brilliant Republicans who put George Bush in a flight suit to strut around an aircraft carrier won't get very far giving advice to NASA about the kinds of coveralls to wear," said Kerry campaign spokesman David Wade. 1. The brilliant Republicans didn't come up with that idea. It was Bush's own.
2. That sentence in quotes doesn't make any sense to me.
Elect John Kerry ... to be the Easter bunny
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posted on
07/27/2004 11:11:09 PM PDT
by
GretchenM
(A country is a terrible thing to waste. Vote Republican.)
To: kattracks
But Democrats were not concerned.
Uh huh, right...
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posted on
07/27/2004 11:12:34 PM PDT
by
Libertina
(Photoshop is our friend :))
To: kattracks
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:08:02 AM PDT
by
Al Simmons
(GWB: Keeping the USA #1 in her Third Century!!!)
To: kattracks
OK I know this is a crosspost on my part, but I couldn't pass it up. Sorry ... also corrected a few things.
Dateline: Kennedy Space Center -- July 26, 2004
In a whirlwind tour of the Kennedy Space Center, just days before his June 29th acceptance of his party's nomination for President, Democratic candidate John Kerry, in a spur-of-the-moment decision, decided to show his versatality and multi-tasking ability, by turning his NASA visit into a demonstration of how he is concerned with several issues in his campaign; stem-cell research, increasing costs of senior citizen's prescription drugs and NASA space exploration.
Not being content with addressing the concerns of senior citizen's complaints of the increased costs of prescription medications, candidate Kerry decided, instead, to tackle the concerns of advocates for natural health, which he perceives will win him the Green Nader votes.
Therefore, in a stroke of genius which took his campaign staff by total surprise, presidential hopeful Kerry allowed himself to be photographed emerging from a NASA clean room, dressed as a stem cell, while receiving a high colonic.
Leaving the Kennedy Space Center, Senator Kerry was asked as to the relevance of his actions, whereupon he replied: "It was a very cleansing moment for me -- I was unclogged before I knew I was clogged."
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posted on
07/28/2004 12:43:13 AM PDT
by
Boomer Geezer
(God Bless ALL of our military and Vets -- past and present!)
To: Calico Cat
Emerging soon from the tunnel of Uranus
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posted on
07/28/2004 4:39:07 AM PDT
by
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(Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
To: Lady Jag
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posted on
07/28/2004 4:58:34 AM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left." (Eccl. 10:2))
To: rebel_yell2
"And the Kerry picture HAS to remind old-timers of Dukakis' infamous "tank commander" picture." HEY! I resent that! I'll have you know that I haven't attained to old timer status yet!
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posted on
07/28/2004 5:08:29 AM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left." (Eccl. 10:2))
To: Sister_T
" Kerry looks like a straight-up DORK!!!" Let's face it. He looks like a dork no matter what he wears, it's just that this picture takes his dorkiness to new levels.
229
posted on
07/28/2004 5:10:47 AM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left." (Eccl. 10:2))
To: sweetliberty
They killed Kerry's campaign!
You ... bastards?
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posted on
07/28/2004 5:14:53 AM PDT
by
Fixit
(www.cafeshops.com/W2004)
To: kattracks
To: kattracks
I didn't notice the Post SHOWING the picture. How come? A picture is worth a thousand words.
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posted on
07/28/2004 5:20:39 AM PDT
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: Fixit
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posted on
07/28/2004 5:34:42 AM PDT
by
sweetliberty
("A wise man's heart inclines him to the right, but a fool's heart to the left." (Eccl. 10:2))
To: kattracks
Look Mom, I'm on TeeVee!
234
posted on
07/28/2004 6:11:59 AM PDT
by
Mr.Atos
To: tscislaw
I guess some people think that any suit other than a three-piece business suit is ridiculous. How elitist is that? >>
With respect, comrade, what you do (or did) is honorable, because it is (or was) your profession. What he is doing is an embarassment, because he's playing "let's pretend I'm an astronaut!"
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To: Shaddap IV
...What he is doing is an embarassment, because he's playing "let's pretend I'm an astronaut!"...I understand what you're saying.
I guess I'm just used to seeing people in those garments.
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posted on
07/28/2004 7:51:06 AM PDT
by
FReepaholic
(My other tagline is hilarious.)
To: sweetliberty
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posted on
07/28/2004 7:58:17 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Used to be sciencediet (aka Tad Rad) but found the solution)
To: kattracks
This would sure be nice constrasted against Bush landing a jet on the deck of that aircraft carrier to say hello to the troops.
To: Lady Jag
BTTT
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posted on
07/28/2004 8:41:48 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(John John Kerry Edwards change positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!!!)
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