JOHN
and SHOVE IT!
Posted on 07/26/2004 10:27:37 PM PDT by doug from upland
It's a machine...quite a machine...it's the most putrid thing I have seen
Come take a look...please take a look...it's in my book
You'll be concluding they're really mean...so very mean
They abuse their wives and lead sordid lives
But there is one who's clearly the most obscene
Bastard of the house...that is Teddy K
That should sum up well the things I've got to say
He's a piece of work...he's the worst of all
At the bar he'll always be at final call
I am surely not a psychic...but I have a real hunch
That there's a waitress sandwich waiting for Chris Dodd and him for lunch
Bastard of the house...that is Teddy K
What perversion will be on his plate today
Get a bite to eat...empty out the fridge
Drink a fifth and then go driving on a bridge
I am surely not a psychic...but I have a real hunch
That there's a waitress sandwich waiting for Chris Dodd and him for lunch
Bastard of the house...that is Teddy K
He's a Catholic but we've never seen him pray
What does he think of...babies in the womb
If it's up to him they'll all be facing doom
I am surely not a psychic...but I have a real hunch
That there's a waitress sandwich waiting for Chris Dodd and him for lunch
It's a machine...quite a machine...it's the most putrid thing I have seen
Come take a look...please take a look...it's in my book
You'll be concluding they're really mean...so very mean
They abuse their wives and lead sordid lives
But there is one who's clearly the most obscene
Bastard of the house...that is Teddy K
Maybe there will finally be a price to pay
From his dining room, we hear snorting sounds
Does his liver really weigh a hundred pounds
I am surely not a psychic...but I have a real hunch
That there's a waitress sandwich waiting for Chris Dodd and him for lunch
Bastard of the house...that is Teddy K
That should sum up well the things I've got to say
He's a piece of work...he's the worst of all
At the bar he'll always be at final call
I am surely not a psychic...but I have a real hunch
There's a waitress sandwich...a hot waitress sandwich...waiting for Chris Dodd and him for lunch
Bastard of the house...that is Teddy K
What perversion will be on his plate today
Get a bite to eat...empty out the fridge
Drink a fifth and then go driving on a bridge
I am surely not a psychic...but I have a real hunch
That there's a waitress sandwich waiting for Chris Dodd and him for lunch
Bastard of the house...that is Teddy K
Every week it really is the same replay
He is such a scum...he is really sick
I think there's more character in Tricky Dick
I am surely not a psychic...but I have a real hunch
There's a waitress sandwich waiting for Chris Dodd and him for lunch
Bastard of the house...that is Teddy K
What perversion will be on his plate today
Get a bite to eat...empty out the fridge
Drink a fifth and then go driving on a bridge
I am surely not a psychic...but I have a real hunch
There's a waitress sandwich there...there's a waitress sandwich there
There's a waitress sandwich waiting for Chris Dodd and him for lunch
Your are much to quick at this.
I guess I've done so many of these that my brain now thinks in lyric form.
Your a poet and now I know it.
Have I recently heard another version?
LOL!
Yep, you saw the classic version in the days when FR let me run wild.
LOL!
I knew that,
and THANK you for it.
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